#Winesday: Wine a Little, Laugh a Lot

August 16th is National Tell a Joke Day! If there’s anything we love more than having a glass of wine, it’s having a good laugh. Enjoy some of the Bright Cellars team’s vino-inspired hilarities – they’re grape! A real barrel of laughs. Even di-vine, some might say…


What did the grape say when it was crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.


What is our idea of a romantic date night?

Netflix and Chilled wine.


Should we drink wine tonight?

A) Yes.     B) A.     C) B.


Why did the wino cross the road?

To get the other vine.


“I love you.”

“Is that you or the wine talking?”

“It’s me talking to the wine.”


How does the Golden Retriever like his wine?

Bone dry!


“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Does it matter? I have wine!”


I just wanna have abs…

…olutely all of the wine.


What did the corkscrew say to the wino?

“Take me to your litre!”


What is your cat’s favorite wine?

Pi-meow Noir!





Bright Cellars

Our staff is full of passionate wine lovers. With our amazing sommeliers at the helm, we’ve been schooled on all things wine. We came together to write this article, in hopes of spreading a little wine-ducation with you.

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