Strawberry Watermelon Rosé Punch. Yep, that just became a thing. Make it happen, winos.
What You’ll Need:
- 1 bottle of red of rosé
- Strawberry lemonade
- Frozen strawberries (to double as ice cubes)
- Watermelon
Step 1
Fill the pitcher with the frozen strawberries (to use as ice cubes) and watermelon pieces
Step 2
Open the bottle rosé
*I enlisted the help of our CTO, Joe, who is much less afraid of uncorking wine than I am*
Step 3
Add strawberry lemonade to the mix. I ended up filling about half the pitcher with it
(Because I like my drinks so sweet that they become members of Taylor Swift’s bestie entourage)
Step 4
Pour the rosé until the pitcher is full
Step 5
Scream “every man for himself!!!” as you pour the punch into a glass that’s bigger than your head, hoping to get more than anyone else
(or you can just pour it into a few glasses in a considerably less fun/competitive way)
Step 6
Apologize to your friends for stealing all of the punch, telling them that you can’t be held responsible for your actions when there is a new wine-inspired beverage afoot